Posts Tagged ‘maggots’

$1 Diet Day 25 Lunch

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Maggots again.  Oh how I hate the bland little rice maggots.  May they be exposed to magnified sunlight and die a painful death.  This dish is now second to oatmeal on my most hated.  I do not anticipate eating this again before the month is over.

$3.16 available- $0.31 for the rice and dressing.  $2.85 available for the rest of the day.

I did a search to see if there were any other unique google searches drawing people to my site.  The only other is “milk torture.”  I am guessing this harkens to the college challenge of drinking a gallon of milk in a hour which typically ends in the person puking.  I have considered this as an option for future challenges.  Surprisingly, I have yet to get a hit on “crap monkey” even though I am up to page 2 of google for that little gem.  The crap monkeys are still releasing very little product.

$1 Diet Day 23 Lunch

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Maggots again.  Maggots are aweful.  Maggots are rice.  If a maggot fell in your bowl of rice and took a nap, would you ever know it was in there?  I think not.

$2.71 available -$0.31 for maggots(rice and dressing) $2.40 for rest of the day.

$1 Diet Day 22 Supper

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Rice Rice Riiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee.  I am getting sick of this little maggots masquerading as a grain.  Even with the dressing, these little maggots swim around in my mouth looking for a place to reproduce their vile maggotiness.  I am so glad to be on the home stretch of this diet.  I cannot take it much longer.

On a positive note, someone brought brownies to church, so feasted like a fat man at Golden Corral.

$2.23 available -$0.31 for rice and dressing leaves $1.92 for tomorrow.