Ok, now I begin this incredibly difficult diet.  Starting out, I plan to limit my consumption to $1/day.  What I mean by this is that I will not let myself consume free food provided to me at work, at others houses, or the sample ladies at Sam’s club.  Honestly, I do not see myself sticking to this standard, but we will see.  I promise full disclosure in these updates whether you like it or not.  You will understand better later.

Day 1- breakfast

3.5 ounces of oatmeal

2 ounces of brown sugar

total cost- $0.33

This was honestly a lot more oatmeal than I had anticipated.  I had to force it down my throat towards the end, and even then I could not finish.  I will have to adjust it tomorrow.  I may also have to start looking for another cheap breakfast food.

Edit- Based on a recomendation I am adding before pics of my body so you can witness the any transformation that may occur.  I recommend not scrolling any further if you have a weak stomach.

Pic 1- Front shot:

Front

I was going to make some observations, but it is just so sad.  Clearly the man breasts, the sparse hair, or even the cavelike size of the belly button would be great comic material, but I will abstain.

This is the side view.

Side pic

No, I am not pregnant.  Surprisingly, the belt is still holding up after months of this abuse.

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Frosted mini wheats again.  $3.88 was available for this day, so now it is $3.18.  The mini wheats were more expensive than the previous ones because I ran out.  The crap factory is still running smoothly.

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I start today with  $3.67 available.  I once again had 1/4 of frosted mini wheats for $0.21.  This leaves me with $3.46 for the rest of the day.  No free food your nor any on the horizon for the rest of the day.

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