Torture Myself http://www.torturemyself.com Because noone else does a good enough job! Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:12:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Banana Diet- Day 4- Victory http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-4-victory/ http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-4-victory/#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:12:52 +0000 kurt http://www.torturemyself.com/?p=279 My belly is now full, and my foe is vanquished.  Yesterday, on the way home from work, I got the concession call from my weak willed opponent.  I still waited until 9 pm to eat, just for extra will power development.  My opponent could use such development.

Some observations-

1. I thought I would get diarrhea from this.  Nope, crap was normal, though I did crap less often.  Also, the fecal matter stopped being normal colored and took on the color of mountain dew.  I know this is what you were all curious about.

2. After eating last night, I felt like puking.  My stomach must have shrunk.

Hopefully, my weak willed opponent can muster up the courage to challenge me again, and I will be able to write more.  Until then, I will go eat some more.

]]> http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-4-victory/feed/ Banana Diet- Day 3 http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-3/ http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-3/#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:08:54 +0000 kurt http://www.torturemyself.com/?p=277 I can’t believe I am at day 3 already.  Today I am struggling more than yesterday.  Holy crap I miss food.  What I really miss is burgers.  To be more specific, what I keep on thinking about is the Friendly’s grilled cheese burger.

I never had one of these, but oh my goodness, doesn’t that look fantastic.  Two grilled cheese sandwiches surrounding a slab of meat.  This looks like a fat man’s manna.  I can almost feel the grease and cheese dripping down my chin right now.  afjkleiowejiofawejof   Sorry about that, my drool shorted out my keyboard for a bit.

Ok, back on track.  Still holding strong.  Lost 4 more pounds.  9 pounds total.  Based on my calorie calculations in the bananas, I figure I am consuming about 1,000 calories a day.  I would estimate I was averaging about 3,500 calories a day prior to this.

I am sooo hungry.  Somebody throw me a bone here.  Please, any sort of bone I can gnaw on would be great.

]]> http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-3/feed/ Banana Diet Day 2 http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-2/ http://www.torturemyself.com/banana-diet-day-2/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:05:33 +0000 kurt http://www.torturemyself.com/?p=275 After starting this diet, I did some research and found out there is really a thing called the banana diet, or the morning banana diet which originated in Japan.  Basically you eat all the bananas you want for breakfast and after that you can eat as you wish.  I consider this a light weight diet.

I found renewed strength today.  Instead of horfing down my crackers first thing, I ate 1 in the morning and 1 at lunch.  This helped me make it through the morning with something to look forward to.  I am feeling pretty good right now.

I lost 5 pounds yesterday, so that is helping me feel rock solid.  I can only hope that I can continue this for the weight loss benefit alone.  5 lbs a day, 20 days, Icould lose 100 pounds.  That would be awesome.  I am not as hungry as I thought I would be.

I will update you again on this latest form of torture.

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