Archive for September, 2010

Banana Diet- Day 4- Victory

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

My belly is now full, and my foe is vanquished.  Yesterday, on the way home from work, I got the concession call from my weak willed opponent.  I still waited until 9 pm to eat, just for extra will power development.  My opponent could use such development.

Some observations-

1. I thought I would get diarrhea from this.  Nope, crap was normal, though I did crap less often.  Also, the fecal matter stopped being normal colored and took on the color of mountain dew.  I know this is what you were all curious about.

2. After eating last night, I felt like puking.  My stomach must have shrunk.

Hopefully, my weak willed opponent can muster up the courage to challenge me again, and I will be able to write more.  Until then, I will go eat some more.

Banana Diet- Day 3

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

I can’t believe I am at day 3 already.  Today I am struggling more than yesterday.  Holy crap I miss food.  What I really miss is burgers.  To be more specific, what I keep on thinking about is the Friendly’s grilled cheese burger.

I never had one of these, but oh my goodness, doesn’t that look fantastic.  Two grilled cheese sandwiches surrounding a slab of meat.  This looks like a fat man’s manna.  I can almost feel the grease and cheese dripping down my chin right now.  afjkleiowejiofawejof   Sorry about that, my drool shorted out my keyboard for a bit.

Ok, back on track.  Still holding strong.  Lost 4 more pounds.  9 pounds total.  Based on my calorie calculations in the bananas, I figure I am consuming about 1,000 calories a day.  I would estimate I was averaging about 3,500 calories a day prior to this.

I am sooo hungry.  Somebody throw me a bone here.  Please, any sort of bone I can gnaw on would be great.